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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

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dajo42:

When you and your best friend both think the same thing

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shine-brighter-little-fighter:

thegestianpoet:

barbellbasics:

This, this and more this!

look at the last pic help

I like to reblog puppy pictures for followers who might be having a rough day because hell, how can you frown when puppy so cute.

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prawnathan:

what the american school system teaches us

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frozenfontana:

iaintnopapaya:

Disney Princesses as sloths.

but why

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scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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lucyliuism:

g0thamsreckoning:

oh my gOD 

i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS

lucyliuism:

g0thamsreckoning:

oh my gOD 

i hAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR 29834798234 YEARS

(Source: timkarinn)

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toastdurr:

APPLEYJAECK

(Source: toastoat)

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kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

kas-a:

STRAIGHT BOYS AT THEIR FUCKING FINEST

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leximakara:

hollandmartinn:

r0ki:

thatrockerdude:

chabothedino:

cryforce:

thewriterkid:

Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:

  • Stay safe
  • Congratulations
  • That’s what they all say
  • Different strokes for different folks
  • I hope you have the time of your life
  • But you have so much to live for
  • Please explain
  • think of me
  • Don’t fall in
  • I’ll alert the media
  • Good luck
  • Have fun
  • Mention my name and you’ll get a good seat

•Hope everything comes out okay

  • smile for the camera

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rightxthexwrongs:

I’m getting my own little fashion show from a 5yo and a 7yo. :3 These girls are adorable and I am so honored.

I have ACDC as runway music. This is beautiful.

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