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Your follower count is what Pokémon you are. What kind of Pokémon are you?

kryptonavatar:

wyvernsdreams:

If your count is higher than 719, then divide by 2 until you reach the first number to land in the 1 - 719 range and round up!

I’m currently a Treecko.

I’m a Carnivine….greeeeaat (≖︿≖)

hitmonlee! I can deal!

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(Source: shouldnt)

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umbregal:

allyson-wonderlnd:

I don’t know who did all these, but I tip my hat to them.

I see nothing wrong about these pictures, if you do, you should be ashamed.

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deltresetheboss:

I found a turtle,  so I put a gummi bear on him.

deltresetheboss:

I found a turtle, so I put a gummi bear on him.

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pkmnprofessorgarrett:

carebearpikachu:

Hi, I’m Barbie ™ - Vine by Sarah Mangone

is she actually barbie

I THOUGHT SHE WAS LIP SYNCING BUT THEN

(Source: weloveshortvideos)

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surprisebitch:

when you’re babysitting and the kid won’t eat their veggies

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xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

xoxo-gossip-gay:

xoxo-gossip-gay:

My offer just sent me an adorable revision guide and I think it included a condom

it was a tea bag

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TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

  • 1: What are you wearing?
  • 2: Ever been in love?
  • 3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
  • 4: How tall are you?
  • 5: How much do you weigh?
  • 6: Any tattoos do you want?
  • 7: Any piercings that you want?
  • 8: OTP?
  • 9: Favorite Show?
  • 10: Favorite bands?
  • 11: Something you miss?
  • 12: Favorite song?
  • 13: How old are you?
  • 14: Zodiac sign?
  • 15: Hair Color?
  • 16: Favorite Quote?
  • 17: Favorite singer?
  • 18: Favorite color?
  • 19: Loud music or soft?
  • 20: Where do you go when you're sad?
  • 21: How long does it take you to shower?
  • 22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
  • 23: Ever been in a physical fight?
  • 24: Turn on?
  • 25: Turn off?
  • 26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
  • 27: Fears?
  • 28: Last thing that made you cry?
  • 29: Last time you cried?
  • 30: Meaning behind your url
  • 31: Last book you read?
  • 32: Last song you listened to?
  • 33: Last show you watched?
  • 34: Last person you talked to?
  • 35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
  • 36: Favorite food?
  • 37: Place you want to visit?
  • 38: Last place you were?
  • 39: Do you have a crush?
  • 40: Last time you kissed someone?
  • 41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
  • 42: What color underwear are you wearing?
  • 43: What color shirt are you wearing?
  • 44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
  • 45: Wearing any bracelets?
  • 46: Last sport you played?
  • 47: Last song you sang?
  • 48: Last prank call you remember doing?
  • 49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
  • 50: Favorite movie?

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80% of my friendships on tumblr

  • me: we should talk more!
  • them: yeah we should!
  • both: *never talks to each other again*

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ejacutastic:

it’s time for school

ejacutastic:

it’s time for school

(Source: frenchdad)

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freecie1:

jamilalikemanila:

HOLY FUCK

THE ENTIRE GAME HAS CHANGED

YOU SEE THESE FUCKERS RIGHT HERE

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THE STORE BOUGHT COOKIES THAT NO OTHER COOKIE EVER TASTES LIKE?? AND PROBABLY ARE MADE WITH SECRET GOD-LIKE ADDICTIVE INGREDIENTS??

YOU CAN MAKE THESE FUCKERS AT HOME

THEY’RE CALLED LOFTHOUSE COOKIES AND GOOGLE ‘EM AND FEEL JOY

and i think to myself

what a wonderful world 

(Source: jamilathescylla)

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YES! FUCK YEAH! I DID IT! SHINY LAPRAS IS MINE! IT TOOK TWO FUCKING MONTHS BUT I CAUGHT THAT PURPLE BASTARD!

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