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this sucks… my phone is in a little grave now and I’m phoneless until I go home tomorrow…

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queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

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northgang:

…the future of pizza (X)

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jennaraeseraph:

lithuanias:

lithuanias:

what do u call a female eeveelution attracted to female pokemon

a lesbeon

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT I LAUGHED SO HARD I HAD MY FIRST EVER ASTHMA ATTACK THIS JOKE IS GREAT

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wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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ittybittybugbones:

Can this please be my next 9 lives?

ittybittybugbones:

Can this please be my next 9 lives?

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jesusdoesyoga:

Calm the fuck down brendon

jesusdoesyoga:

Calm the fuck down brendon

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nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

gr4y-cl0uds:

itsflooo:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

You the man

fucking beautiful

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

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