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If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster

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allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

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mangoonfire:

mpreg-tony:

uncontrollablyspooky:

I PHYSICALLY CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS WHEN IT COMES UP ON MY DASH
IT’S TOO COOL

It’s called Winterguard. It’s a sport. Those girls are marching band color-guard girls during the summer touring season, and during the winter they compete against other color-guard teams to music. Costumes, props, mats, everything has to be carried onto the gym floor and then taken back away and counts as part of your performance time. 
So when Family Guy or other popular media makes fun of color-guard girls, it pisses me off. We are not rejected cheerleaders. We are what you see above. We kick ass. We spin rifles and flags and sabers. 

Somebody please make a drawing of Bucky doing this.

mangoonfire:

mpreg-tony:

uncontrollablyspooky:

I PHYSICALLY CAN’T NOT REBLOG THIS WHEN IT COMES UP ON MY DASH

IT’S TOO COOL

It’s called Winterguard. It’s a sport. Those girls are marching band color-guard girls during the summer touring season, and during the winter they compete against other color-guard teams to music. Costumes, props, mats, everything has to be carried onto the gym floor and then taken back away and counts as part of your performance time. 

So when Family Guy or other popular media makes fun of color-guard girls, it pisses me off. We are not rejected cheerleaders. We are what you see above. We kick ass. We spin rifles and flags and sabers. 

Somebody please make a drawing of Bucky doing this.

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coolpup98:

HEY i’m doing another fun and fantastic Pokemon give away!!

here’s what i’m giving away!

A level 100 shiny Klefki with prankster ability!

A level 77 shiny Carbink with clear body ability!

A level 77 shiny Sylveon with cute charm ability!

A level 34 shiny Sylveon with cute charm ability!

A level 34 shiny Granbull with quick feet ability!

A level 40 shiny Ampharos with static ability!

A level 10 shiny Torchic with speed boost ability!

A level 71 Celebi with natural cure ability and pokerus!

A level 50 Celebi with natural cure ability!

A level 90 Jirachi with serene grace ability!

A level 57 Jirachi with serene grace ability!

A level 70 shiny Ho-Oh with pressure ability!

SO that’s what im giving away! now here are the rules ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ

  1. Must be following me!! i know this is probably annoying but this is for hitting 1.7k followers!!
  2. No give away blogs oh my gosh.
  3. Please be active on Tumblr because it sucks to win and since you’re never on you don’t see till I have to pick a new winner.
  4. I will use a random number generator to pick the winners!
  5. If you win and don’t reply after 24 hours I will pick a new winner.
  6. Reblogs only count sorry!
  7. You can reblog as much as you want but seriously please don’t spam your followers.

THATS IT! The give away will have two winners, the first winner will pick 7 pokemon out of the thirteen and the second winner gets the remaining 6 ! this give away ends on september 30th so you have a whole month!

thank you for 1,700 followers and good luck to anyone who enters! 

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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you random questions.  

Reblog if you want your followers to ask you random questions.  

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Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:

  • A compliment
  • A story
  • Why you follow me
  • If you met me what would you do
  • A cute message
  • One thing you want to tell me
  • One thing you want to know about me

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unamusedsloth:

Nude Portraits series by photographer Trevor Christensen

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picture-of-sophisticated-grace:

No Sven, we're not going back. She's with her true love.

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