just got this call
Person: Babe I need to fuck you, like right now. Come over.
Me: Uhhh. Who is this?
Person: Wow. Nice to know you save your boyfriend's number...
Me: I don't have a boyfriend.. You must have the wrong number...
Person: Oh shit, well, this is awkward.
Person: Do you still want to fuck?
I hate when I'm roaming online and look for the...
American's lived together in harmony. Then...
mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: that information is confidential
When someone sings your favorite song awfully
mageofdarkness asked: Would you rather have sex with a girl or a guy?
Let's play "would you rather." BRING 'EM ON!